A Gluttonous Reward For Finishing That Thing
What’s that gooey pan of deliciousness, you ask? I’ll tell you, my friend, it’s brownies. A big pan of yummy,...
View ArticleAbout That Whole “No Mas Words” Thing
Of course it was an April Fool’s Day thing My very precocious five year-old (who still occasionally justifies his original moniker, The Attitude, even if with less frequency these days) tends to become...
View ArticleA Limerick For Writers Who Let Things, Um, Deteriorate While Focused On A...
There once was a writer-type guyWho awoke with his desk a pig styToasted crumbs filled the keysAnd with the scent of old cheeseHe got the cleaner and tried not to cry (Yep, I cleaned my desk today....
View ArticlePuddin’s Got A Brand New Gig
Sometimes I get the feeling deep down in the hard, crystally, freezer-burnt depths of my stinky soul that I’m not being as prolific a blogger as I’d like to be these days. Because the fact of the...
View ArticleExcuses, excuses, fish, lizard.
I really should post something interesting for you. I mean, I really want to, too. No time, though. Not this weekend, anyway. I’m knee-deep in the home stretch of revising Project Macaroni. Underwater....
View ArticleWriting really, REALLY is rewriting
If you’re one of the three people that actually keeps track of the progress bar there to the right of the blog, you’re probably wondering why in the name of the unholy new maths Project Tennyson hasn’t...
View ArticleA Haiku For Writing And Revising A Novel
Making words is hardSometimes, I wonder: Why notjust make beer instead?
View ArticleFive Years Later, What Am I Even Doing Anymore? Well, Besides Cookies
Yes, contrary to what you’re probably thinking, I am aware of the elephant in the room. In fact, I’d say this tweet of mine from yesterday fairly well points out that elephant, paints it pink, calls it...
View ArticleFish-Boned And Betrayed
I had...not a great day today, kids. I found out that someone I thought of as a friend has been lying to me for some time, apparently, and basically betrayed my trust and the trust of many others I...
View ArticleGetting Back Into The Groove
So, then, how did I find myself in mid-October. 2022, thinking about posting regularly to my blog again?
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